How To Attract Asian Women

Don't ask me how but I stumbled upon this book on Amazon, a five-star must-read according to the following reader review:

Me Love You Long Time

Having dated many Asian girls in Bangkok a half hour at a time for reasonable rates, I was very excited when I ordered this book. This book is filled with good tips for Whitey. I really dig Asian babes and their tiny hands, but I've never been very successful at banging them without paying for it. I learned a lot. For example, not all Asian chicks are so horny. Sorry guys. They can't all fry rice, but some can. They don't all know kung fu, but they're all pretty good at math so there's some tradeoff there. I feel I will be able to relate to my future mail order bride much better now having digested all this valuable advice. Bottom line - get this book and get more Asian chicks without the hassle and expense of a trip to Bangkok.

Well done.